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I cannot BELIEVE I didn’t have this book as a child, this might be the most entertaining way and cast of characters to ever teach a language. #richardscarry #picturedictionary #remember

I cannot BELIEVE I didn’t have this book as a child, this might be the most entertaining way and cast of characters to ever teach a language. #richardscarry #picturedictionary #remember

Caught Charlie just before he collided with me and the camera lol. We had fun today cooking out with Grandma Arlene and Cousin Melanie in the background!

Caught Charlie just before he collided with me and the camera lol. We had fun today cooking out with Grandma Arlene and Cousin Melanie in the background!

Apparently “The Nothing” is hellbent on eating my dreams of a sunny Memorial holiday weekend… #neverendingstory #thenothing #bastiansaveme #clouds #stormfront #vscocam

Apparently “The Nothing” is hellbent on eating my dreams of a sunny Memorial holiday weekend… #neverendingstory #thenothing #bastiansaveme #clouds #stormfront #vscocam

All of life’s a stage…or is it a movie set? Score “Coming Soon To A Human Near You”, my first collab with wonder designer Rafael aka Vo Maria on #Threadless: http://bit.ly/1mdGQS5 #art #design #parody #movies #green #popculture #film #funny #lol #iamthemovie

All of life’s a stage…or is it a movie set? Score “Coming Soon To A Human Near You”, my first collab with wonder designer Rafael aka Vo Maria on #Threadless: http://bit.ly/1mdGQS5 #art #design #parody #movies #green #popculture #film #funny #lol #iamthemovie

I like when purveyors of my weekly run for fresh eggs and milk opt to keep the dairy-buying experience classy. #goodmorning #milkmaids #clerks #halofarms #nj

I like when purveyors of my weekly run for fresh eggs and milk opt to keep the dairy-buying experience classy. #goodmorning #milkmaids #clerks #halofarms #nj

Nature was all kinds of showing off for my breezy balcony lunch break today. #accolade #vscocam #skyporn #clouds

Nature was all kinds of showing off for my breezy balcony lunch break today. #accolade #vscocam #skyporn #clouds

This happy Buddha has watched waaaay too much …Say Anything. #sayanything #movie #80s #buddha

This happy Buddha has watched waaaay too much …Say Anything. #sayanything #movie #80s #buddha

My brother Mitch and myself making a Happy Mother’s Day sandwich. #hmd

My brother Mitch and myself making a Happy Mother’s Day sandwich. #hmd

On our way to meeting my brother and mother for a Mother’s Day brunch, we stopped at some outlet stores so Charlie and his monkey could have some Lego downtime. #monkey #kid #lego #playtime

On our way to meeting my brother and mother for a Mother’s Day brunch, we stopped at some outlet stores so Charlie and his monkey could have some Lego downtime. #monkey #kid #lego #playtime

This poster has been hanging and tormenting us in our entranceway for months, much to the delight of every friend who has even a passing interest in graphic design. Ladies and gentlemen, introducing possibly the worst bit of photoshopping since cropping your mom’s face on top of a Samantha Fox picture. #photoshopnightmares #worstPSAever

This poster has been hanging and tormenting us in our entranceway for months, much to the delight of every friend who has even a passing interest in graphic design. Ladies and gentlemen, introducing possibly the worst bit of photoshopping since cropping your mom’s face on top of a Samantha Fox picture. #photoshopnightmares #worstPSAever