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All of life’s a stage…or is it a movie set? Score “Coming Soon To A Human Near You”, my first collab with wonder designer Rafael aka Vo Maria on #Threadless: http://bit.ly/1mdGQS5 #art #design #parody #movies #green #popculture #film #funny #lol #iamthemovie

All of life’s a stage…or is it a movie set? Score “Coming Soon To A Human Near You”, my first collab with wonder designer Rafael aka Vo Maria on #Threadless: http://bit.ly/1mdGQS5 #art #design #parody #movies #green #popculture #film #funny #lol #iamthemovie

I like when purveyors of my weekly run for fresh eggs and milk opt to keep the dairy-buying experience classy. #goodmorning #milkmaids #clerks #halofarms #nj

I like when purveyors of my weekly run for fresh eggs and milk opt to keep the dairy-buying experience classy. #goodmorning #milkmaids #clerks #halofarms #nj

Nature was all kinds of showing off for my breezy balcony lunch break today. #accolade #vscocam #skyporn #clouds

Nature was all kinds of showing off for my breezy balcony lunch break today. #accolade #vscocam #skyporn #clouds

This happy Buddha has watched waaaay too much …Say Anything. #sayanything #movie #80s #buddha

This happy Buddha has watched waaaay too much …Say Anything. #sayanything #movie #80s #buddha

My brother Mitch and myself making a Happy Mother’s Day sandwich. #hmd

My brother Mitch and myself making a Happy Mother’s Day sandwich. #hmd

On our way to meeting my brother and mother for a Mother’s Day brunch, we stopped at some outlet stores so Charlie and his monkey could have some Lego downtime. #monkey #kid #lego #playtime

On our way to meeting my brother and mother for a Mother’s Day brunch, we stopped at some outlet stores so Charlie and his monkey could have some Lego downtime. #monkey #kid #lego #playtime

This poster has been hanging and tormenting us in our entranceway for months, much to the delight of every friend who has even a passing interest in graphic design. Ladies and gentlemen, introducing possibly the worst bit of photoshopping since cropping your mom’s face on top of a Samantha Fox picture. #photoshopnightmares #worstPSAever

This poster has been hanging and tormenting us in our entranceway for months, much to the delight of every friend who has even a passing interest in graphic design. Ladies and gentlemen, introducing possibly the worst bit of photoshopping since cropping your mom’s face on top of a Samantha Fox picture. #photoshopnightmares #worstPSAever

Not much a view of the bands today, but the surroundings, weather and people watching (like a drunk girl that kept trying to text and fell over again and again) more than made up for it. #philly #piazza #crowd #music #phantogram #chvurches

Not much a view of the bands today, but the surroundings, weather and people watching (like a drunk girl that kept trying to text and fell over again and again) more than made up for it. #philly #piazza #crowd #music #phantogram #chvurches

Out in Philly for a free concert of #Phantogram and #CHVURCHES at the #Piazza, aka an apartment complex with a giant courtyard that feels like a forever college party time warp.

Out in Philly for a free concert of #Phantogram and #CHVURCHES at the #Piazza, aka an apartment complex with a giant courtyard that feels like a forever college party time warp.

Pool ball selfie just before a hard break during a break at work. Happy Friday everyone! #pool #reflection #ball

Pool ball selfie just before a hard break during a break at work. Happy Friday everyone! #pool #reflection #ball